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31st December 2010 - A load of Bullocks

Kim resorts to tough measures to deter those planning to leave

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24th December 2010 - Vince Cable 'ready for sacred war'

Tensions mount at number 10 this week

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17th December 2010 - Star Facts

We highly scrutinate Bruce Willis.

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11th December 2010 - What a riot!

Charles and Camilla are left dis-chuffed and Royal security comes under scrutiny

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1st December 2010 - The War on Recession

Charity begins at home with the coalition government's latest crazy ideas.

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26th November 2010 -S'now or never

The UK braces itself for an unprecedented weather emergency of hitherto unseen proportions.

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17th November 2010 - Royal Knees-Up

The biggest transfer of the season gets under way!

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15th November 2010 - Miscellaninews

News? News anyone? Stuff here. Quite newsy.

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11th November 2010 - Unicycle

Those eagerly awaiting the man-made end of the cosmos will be pleased to know we're one step closer! But at what the cost...

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10th November 2010 - Blunt End

Police and fans fear the worst, after the plug is seemingly pulled on this celebrity singer.

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1st November 2010 - Miracle Moyles

We catch up with the Radio 1 DJ a few weeks on from his on-air rant about not getting paid, to see how he's bouncing back.

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25th October 2010 - Star Wars goes 3D!

... but will it be the same Star Wars we remember from years gone by? Hell no! Take our guided tour of some of the more controversial changes being made in preparation for the latest re-release in cinemas.

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16th October 2010 - Science Spot

A curious tale of two chins

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25th September 2010 - A further insight into conditions in Delhi

As the 2010 Commonwealth Games draw closer, we take a closer look at the accomodation for the athletes which is causing all this uproar.

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21st September 2010 - Advertizations

What's new in the world of innovizing? Find out wiht our up-to-the-minute info-advertisms.

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15th September 2010 - Pope? Nope.

His Holiness prepares to try and recapture the old sparkle, but will he sink like so much papal matter?

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11th September 2010 - Has Hawking finally gone too far?

Respected theoretical physicist debunks one myth too many

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1st September 2010 - Coventry cat-mauler to record single

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29th July 2010 - We will not be moved peacefully.

Police swoop on disgruntled actors' camp in Parliament Square

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25th July 2010 - Are we headed for a terror-crunch?

We dig deeper into the financial turmoil affecting the world.

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22nd July 2010 - Cameron's in the dog house

David Cameron gets himself into all kinds of wacky adventures on his trip to Washington

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16th July 2010 - Jobs admits to several ‘minor issues’



8th July 2010 - Panic on the streets of London

There are grizzly doings afoot

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29th June 2010 - Dogz Lipstick

The UK's number eight cellulite-prone gossip slagaroid

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19th June 2010 - Cameron declares state of emergency

Alarming developments afoot

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16th June 2010 - Cameron appoints Crisis Czar

Only one man can save us right now.

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13th June 2010 - Stewart/Corden rift deepens

Do you really want to know how deep this rabbit hole goes?

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29th May 2010 - The Laws of the Land

The Clegg/Cameron government unveils its new set of pledges.

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6th May 2010 - Uncomfortable Election

We were obviously going to write something to tie in with the General Election.

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13th April 2010 - Fast and Loose

Something that everyone urgently needs to know about.

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24th March 2010 - The Decline of Spunt

Our series of articles on Britain's least appreciated inventor concludes (or does it?) with this tale of his disastrous foray into computer gaming.

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13th March 2010 - The Rise and Fall of the Spunticle

Our history of Britain's least appreciated inventor continues - with whizzy animated bits and other fanciness!

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8th March 2010 - The story of the UK's least appreciatedinventor continues

Check out the largely unknown history of various electronic things.

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22nd February 2010 - PM allegations time

Look just how predictable we've got.

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20th February 2010 - US/China relations hurt

It's just one thing after another.

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20th February 2010 - South Atlantic crisis worsens

Britain gears up to stand and prove something or other.

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6th February 2010 - Wartime posters archive

Learn about how we used to live.

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2nd February 2010 - Pet Shop Boyle

Susan's colourful life gets a visit from a bad pun.

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21st January 2010 - Celebrity Chin Calendar

Exactly what you want. Right here.

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12th January 2010 - Fisherman catches carp weighing exactly KM 1.000

Britain's unique system of angling measurement is threatened by that meddling European Union.

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