Concluding our popular series on forgotten bits of WW2, we thought
we would this week focus on some of the other countries in the world who
have made this mistake.
IT'S FRANCE, 14th July 1940. This day marks Bastille Day in France, and
this year was no different to the rest and so the French General Maurice
Gamelin sent his troops home to celebrate this glorious day.
Unfortunately Gamelin forgot to tell the troops to return to duty the
following day and instead set about gorging himself with French Cheese,
French Bread and French Wine (in French: Cheese, Bread and Wine) The war
had been forgotten, this was very embarrassing. The French Government, was
making every diplomatic effort to appease the patiently waiting Germans
with a string of excuses, bribes and supplies but the situation was
worsening and becoming untenable. What could they do?
Fortunately Marshall Petain had the foresight to draw up a rather nifty
solution to the impending crisis and simply invited the Germans to lunch
and said. "So there we are, you have won". He actually convinced the
Germans into believing that they had already reached the border with Spain.
A fact very well hidden by meticulous renaming of all towns and streets to
sound more "spanishy" and forcing the local population to put on a mock
Spanish accent. This great subterfuge carried on until 1944.
On hearing of the US invasion of France the deception was over when Staff
Officers checked maps and realised that France was bigger than they had
been fooled into thinking. An enraged Hitler immediately burned his pile of
Satre books and stopped wearing the trademark Beret and Pipe - There is
only believed to be one document by the Francophile Hitler that wasn't
destroyed in his furious rage.
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