8th June 2009

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SUSAN BOYLE PANDEMIC LINKED TO BROWN 'SMEARING'

GEOFF HOON'S WAR BUDGET LOST AMID BROWN 'SMEARS'

DAVID BLUNKETT FORCED TO SHAVE OFF BEARD,
DUE TO EXTENSIVE BROWN 'SMEARING' FROM CAMERON

ANNE WIDDICOMBE 'TARNISHED' IN DRIVE-BY BROWN 'SMEARING'

BROWN ACCIDENTALLY 'SMEARS' SELF IN CYCLING ACCIDENT

BROWN 'SMEARING' EVIDENT IN ALL CORRIDORS OF PARLIAMENT - CAMERON SLIPS UP

"BACK BENCH BROWN 'SMEARING' REQUIRES URGENT CLEAN-UP"
says Minister for Staines

GEOFF HOON DENIES BROWN 'SMEARS' IN GAZEBO

MANDELSON PROBES SOURCE OF BROWN 'SMEARS'